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    Saturday, July 17th, 2004
    5:33 pm
    Hey! I want all of the ladies to tell their cramp stories.
    5:20 pm
    Maybe we should all sit in a circle and play duck-duck-goose to decide who our next president should be. That would make about as much sense as using the electoral fucking college.
    Friday, May 7th, 2004
    2:56 am
    You people probably sleep everynight, don't you?
    HA! Sleeping is for fools and whinos.
    12:52 am
    Who the fuck falls for this shit (the copied e-mail below)? Does anybody ever believe this kind of shit?
    I WANT ANSWERS!

    Attention

    I regret any initial embarrassment my letter might cause you. I
    do not intend to invade your privacy by this mail,I really need
    your assistance on this matter.

    I am nail c.obbit of the British 4th infantry army division
    troops. In retrospect,during our combined forces with the united
    states of America army to oust the regime of saddam Hussein in
    Iraq,which during one of our routing search of Saddam Hussein
    presidential palace in Baghdad, my colleague and I found some
    boxes containing million of dollars in saddam Hussein's
    presidential palace to the tune of fifteen million
    five hundred thousand dollars.($15.5m). After the discovery of
    these boxes, my colleague and I carefully removed the boxes to a
    safe location and arranged with a security courier firm that
    helped us in shipping the boxes out of Iraq to abroad.
    Due to the current nature of my job it becomes quite impossible
    for my colleague and I to claim this money, hence we seek your
    assistance.
    I am therefore asking you to please come to our aid in getting
    this money out from the security courier firm for us, for onward
    investment of the money into various business as advised by you.
    I am contacting you in view of the fact that we will be of great
    assistance to each other. You will be adequately compensated for
    this.And you are the only i have briefed on this issue at the
    moment.
    I would advise that this matter be treated in confidence. Please
    do get in touch with me on receipt of this mail and let me know
    your position.My alternative email:major_nobbit@zmail.pt

    I look forward to a mutual beneficial relationship.
    Regards,
    Major nail c.obbit

    Yeah, okay, whatever Major hobbit fuckface.
    Thursday, May 6th, 2004
    1:47 pm
    YUMMY!
    I wish that Cate would lift that damn restraining order against me. It will put a damper on our wedding.
    Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
    2:48 pm
    YOU ALL ANNOY ME!!! Except for you.
    Thursday, April 29th, 2004
    1:59 pm
    Sunday, April 25th, 2004
    9:47 pm
    It is time
     My gum is pink and my chair is grey, but I don't care either way.
    See the colors of my gum and my chair are about as relevent as whether or not any of the serial adders show up on your friend of list.
    And now because of all of the pussy whining from ridiculous assholes who think that the world is over if they do not have control of their friend of lists, the LJ moderators have come up with new ways to combat serial adders when they could be using their time instead to think of more fun and innovative things for LJ.
    Thanks pricks. (that message was to all of the pricks out there, if you are not a prick it doesn't apply to you.)
    Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
    7:25 pm
    What if bananas didn't exist?
    Can you imagine a world without bananas?
    It is just mindboggling.
    Thursday, March 11th, 2004
    11:11 pm
    In honor of me, I am going to go to Sonic and have a hot fudge and strawberry syrup sunday now.
    And you should do whatever you want as well. It's okay.
    Wednesday, March 10th, 2004
    9:40 am
    Holy fucking shit you guys! Read the comments on this post!
    [info]aphexmandelbrot is my new love. He/she should be the lj user of the fucking year! (No sarcasm was intended in the posting of this entry.)
    9:29 am
    I just want you to know that I rock all of your socks off.
    Tuesday, March 9th, 2004
    2:47 pm
    I salute every single fucking last one of you. Except for idiots. Nope, I don't salute idiots.
    Therefore, I do not salute our fucking president.
    Monday, March 8th, 2004
    12:51 pm
    Hmmm, what am I? Am I a man, woman, robot, or Martha Stewart (who is all three)?
    You make the call!
    Just don't give a fuck? Neither do I!
    Sunday, March 7th, 2004
    9:51 am
    There is nothing in this world that would ever make me tell this lady no to anything.

    Karen O (Savage)
    Thursday, February 26th, 2004
    8:22 pm
    Ask a fishhead anything you want to. They won't answer, they can't talk.
    Sunday, February 15th, 2004
    9:28 pm
    Just where the fuck is the country going?
    I can't fucking keep up anymore.
    And worse yet, I am starting to lose interest.
    But don't y'all lose interest in me, yo.
    Never. Lose. Interest. In. Me.
    I know I won't.
    Thursday, February 12th, 2004
    3:07 pm
    I have an awesome body.
    2:42 pm
    I won't go to jail for YOU or anybody else!
     Hahahaha. So there are a bunch of anti-serial adding communities sprouting up and I have never laughed so hard.

    What I think is too cute is that they think that they are lj activists or something. They actually see getting rid of serial adders as this big, important mission.

    Hahaha they also have top secret posts and hidden lists of serial adders that only those that can make it past security are able to read.

    I say go ahead. It makes for wonderful entertainment.

    For those that are interested in stopping immoral lj users such as myself, here are your sanctuaries. This list is also for those that want a good laugh.
    [info]__anti_serials_, [info]gt_rd_serial_lj, [info]__anti_adders_. I am sure there are others, but those are the ones I have so far.

    Wow, it must be nice to have the kind of time one would need to pursue such a lame, pointless, and petty mission.
    2:20 pm
    "youra jerk and noone loves you. and YOU can move on. fuck wit. love anna"
    Ahhh, the poetic musings of [info]angrybear.
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